cowgirlupbitch:
subterraneanbunnypig:
devissitrhw:
Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
teenytigress
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
teenytigress
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
teenytigress
DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
did-venusblowyour-mind
I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least.
Actual Kids Story: A Boy and His Duck
That boy is actually VERY attractive. Like oh my gaaaahd.
beautifulbiologist:
If humans need population control, we should start with you. How the fuck do you think you’re even here? Because your fucking ancestors hunted animals for meat to stay alive. These animals are not harmless. Deer cause 12,000 car wrecks in North Carolina ALONE. So would you rather total your car and get seriously injured/die in a car wreck or would you rather have me take a deer for meat to feed my family and I? AND WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THAT FOOD FROM THE STORE CAME FROM? It came from animals who were pumped with antibiotics and steroids that never saw the light of the day. So don’t feel bad for the deer that died too quickly to know what happened instead of that shit you buy at the fucking store. Go fuck yourself.
(Source: alohaparadise, via arizonacountryboy)
thorhead:
thorhead:
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: starktrekenterprise, via livinitlikeahickk)
brittneykay92:
I don’t care if it’s “not your type of blog”, I’m shocked and disappointed that my dash isn’t flooded with prayer and best wishes for all of those in Oklahoma.
You still have a home to sleep in tonight, and your life is not literally uprooted. Let’s have some decency here and let everyone effected know that all of America is rooting and praying for them to come out on top of this disaster.
(Source: heybrittneyyy, via livinitlikeahickk)
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